Chainsaws and Battleaxes

spef-mp3:

Unreal Unearth is for those that are feral and ravenous and filled with unbearable yearning, those that love Greek mythology and Irish folklore and Dante’s divine comedy, those that believe in the cruelty of the world and the love of the people in it, those that love and hurt and live and die

desirableendings:

ALT

This sums up the Barbieheimer experience better than anything else ngl

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

til death or some guy do us part

and-fishing-equipment:

shoutout to aziraphale for knowing every language except french. he’s so real for that.

thebctman:

I came out of Barbie with one single thought in my head and that was that I wanted Ken’s “I am Kenough” sweatshirt immediately

catchymemes:

phoannix:

folks you are not ready

none of you are ready for the spirk first meeting

ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

Your task today, tumblerites, is to slip platypusary into casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody notices.

3liza:

catgirlanarchist:

3liza:

ok I’m standing up

me when i’m the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

manywinged:

manywinged:

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i’m not even going to fight you. YOU’RE going to leave. you have no choice.

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

neil-gaiman:

theconcealedweapon:

socialjusticeinamerica:

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She’s a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don’t they know how lovely she is?

feels-for-the-fictional:

Spock’s first canonical word to Kirk is frustrating and that feels appropriate

wilwheaton:

socialjusticeinamerica:

Greg Abbot is a fucking monster and I hope he suffers just a tenth of the pain he has inflicted on human beings who are just looking for a better life.

Fuck Greg Abbot and everyone who supports him.